Rehab here i come ....hiccup hiccup!!!!!
Well here I am again at the internet cafe. Well so many classic and funny things have happened in the last couple of days...........where do I begin???? Well saturday night it was raining really bad......I wouldn't go as bad as to describe it as a hurricane or typhoon but it was windy and very wet. As the weather had been 'North Wales style' for the day, I decided to have a lazy day and basically not do much at all.......and know it sounds as though I'm wasting a day in Sydney but I have been busy busy busy all week so it was very nice.....anyway this is all nice but boring to read so I will stop there. Around eight a clock after my roast dinner (yes i do get fed very well here!!!) I decided to watch an animated movie that Forest Gump is in about a little boy going on a train to the north pole as he does not believe in Santa................however mid way through the movie I had a text off my lovely Canadian friend Lesley askign if I wanted to go out.................now HELLO I am in Sydney and I thought it would be rude to say no so I went out!!!! So the story officially begins here ......I met Lesley at Darling Harbour and we enjoyed few glasses of wine (as you do!!!) and then Lesley remembered that there was a Doctor's ball and basically as Lesley is a nurse she knows other doctors and nurses quite welll so we joined their little gathering. Let me set the scene for you ......hot doctors in tuxedo's drinking champagne!!!! Now I am not going to say too much but Doctor's are wild crazy people......lets just say they know how to let their hair down............bless it was soooo cute some of the Aussie nurses were hoping that thir luck was in with the British doctors, and lets just say one nurse's dream did come true......but a great deal of them were left disappointed and very very drunk. I am pleased to say that I made new friends in the medical profession and if I ever do get bitten by a spider then I know who to call ha ha!!!! Anyway after a while we decided to leave the doctor's and nurses to it and go to the best pub in the whole of Sydney the infamous 'Scruffy Murphy's '.........basically if you have a soft spot for the irish then its what also is known as 'heaven' ha ha!!!! Had a great time there and then we carried on the party and went to the hostel in Glebe with several of the irish gentleman that we met.....and basically drank too much but embarrissingly enough had deep conversations about Northern Ireland and then messed about on Facebook and Bebo.....what can I say......its all hardcore in Sydney ha ha!!!! We left Glebe the followinf afternoon...........very embarrassing having to walk around the city centre of Sydney still in your glittery top......but who cares I am on a working HOLIDAY!!!!!
Anyway lets fast forward to the Melbourne Cup day on Tuesday. Our day at work was fun filled with games, gambling and a great deal of champagne...............I heard as well that if I would have put a $150 bid on the horse that one then I would have been $36000 better off........oh well I won't dwell too much on it!!! Anyway after work I went birthday card shopping, and I had a telephone call from my future house mate Jenny and she asked me if I would like to join then in the pub!!!! Once again it would have been rude to say noooooo, and obviously I would not like to be considered as a rude person would I!!!! We enjoyed several glasses of wine and a glass of vodka and coke with random strangers.............the pictures I took are hilarious........makes you want to cringe looking at them but I don't care they are really funny!!!! I got a phone call about 8pm from Kath (the lady I am currently living with) asking me to get her a bottle of vino from the bottleshop...........and my tea was ready.......so it was then all systems go to Rozelle!!! Now I would like to point out that when I am on my own I don't get crazy drunk for obvious reasons....but I was rather bit tipsy (hiccup hiccup!!!!). Anyway being lazy as I occasionally am I tried to get a taxi.................stupid decision as it was Melbourne Cup day and the place was just manic..........anyway that was not a success and I had to walk a mile and get my local bus back to Rozelle. Everything was going well........until I realised that I desperately had to wee........now all the panic was on know, what do I do? Do I run to Kath's place and then go to the bottleshop or find a very discreet area and then go to the Bottleshop and end up at Kath's. Well as you can imagine when you are tispy you know which decisions is more appealing.............to cut al ong story short I found a church and you can guess the rest..............except that I did have a little accident..................so to cut a long story short lets just say it was lucky that I was wearing black pants and that I will never be going back to the bottle shop again........knowing me I most definately would have shared my experience with him.........cringe!!!!
Yesterday I decided to meet up with Laurie (a girl from Newcastle that I met in the airport)!!! Laurie and I decided to dine at a very sleek restaurant at the Darling Harbour (found a good deal 10 dollars for a steak and chips......bargain!!!!). We decided to have a bottle of wine over dinner, and my friends would tell you when you look at the wine list you always go for the cheapest most deadliest wine going.....preferably medium white wine!!! I had one of my many blonde moments and selected a bottle of red..........I was too embarrassed to return it so I had to drink it......it wasn't that bad really but it does stain your lips!!!! After our lovely meal with red wine don't you know ha ha!!! We decide to head up George Street and ended up in the irish bars (it would have been rude not too!!!!) and inevitably we ended up back at Scruffy's. Now the intention was to have a few drinks and be back in Rozelle for about 10 ish!!! We sat by the bar and had a green cocktail (bacardi breezer with smirnoff and WKD mixed together) and then this middle aged man starting talking to us...............then we met Theo!!!!! Gay, camp isn't the word he was a 46 year old man with grey hair with a greasy pony tail, greek australian and had the worst fashion style going......but he liked me and Laurie and he did confirm that he was gay, but also said that he would go with everything, and he said he apparently knew Paris and Nicole (he was the owner of a florist shop............and I cannot see Paris ever going to the shop, let alone socialise with poor Theo!!) Theo also reminded me of the man that killed the people in Wolf Creek!!!! Funny Theo kept calling me Kathy and then he was trying it on with all these business men, I did help him out and ask the men if they were gay...........they were straight, but Theo still gave them his e-mail, mobile and home number, address, work address and i think his fax as well!!! I was speaking to the men to see if I could get a sponsorship, and they were trying to give me the piece of paper with Theo's details!!!!! I think he is a fixture in Scruffy's..........and he's the once seen never forgotten type of person. His dancing routine was absolutely hilarious and this other guy was break dancing in front of him............crazy entertainment to have at Scruffy's!!! We met some people from Liverpool. London, France and Kiwi's it was all good, and every time that Kylie or Britney were on Theo shouted 'Kathy i got your song on!!!!!'. I did get offered a permanent position in Singapore....... I don't want to go there :( I want to stay here!!!!
Anyway I hope i have been able to fill you in as much as possible!!!! Hope everyone is well at home and keep the text, e-mails and come on guys please start telephoning me!!!!! Miss everyone loads lots of love Cat xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Anyway lets fast forward to the Melbourne Cup day on Tuesday. Our day at work was fun filled with games, gambling and a great deal of champagne...............I heard as well that if I would have put a $150 bid on the horse that one then I would have been $36000 better off........oh well I won't dwell too much on it!!! Anyway after work I went birthday card shopping, and I had a telephone call from my future house mate Jenny and she asked me if I would like to join then in the pub!!!! Once again it would have been rude to say noooooo, and obviously I would not like to be considered as a rude person would I!!!! We enjoyed several glasses of wine and a glass of vodka and coke with random strangers.............the pictures I took are hilarious........makes you want to cringe looking at them but I don't care they are really funny!!!! I got a phone call about 8pm from Kath (the lady I am currently living with) asking me to get her a bottle of vino from the bottleshop...........and my tea was ready.......so it was then all systems go to Rozelle!!! Now I would like to point out that when I am on my own I don't get crazy drunk for obvious reasons....but I was rather bit tipsy (hiccup hiccup!!!!). Anyway being lazy as I occasionally am I tried to get a taxi.................stupid decision as it was Melbourne Cup day and the place was just manic..........anyway that was not a success and I had to walk a mile and get my local bus back to Rozelle. Everything was going well........until I realised that I desperately had to wee........now all the panic was on know, what do I do? Do I run to Kath's place and then go to the bottleshop or find a very discreet area and then go to the Bottleshop and end up at Kath's. Well as you can imagine when you are tispy you know which decisions is more appealing.............to cut al ong story short I found a church and you can guess the rest..............except that I did have a little accident..................so to cut a long story short lets just say it was lucky that I was wearing black pants and that I will never be going back to the bottle shop again........knowing me I most definately would have shared my experience with him.........cringe!!!!
Yesterday I decided to meet up with Laurie (a girl from Newcastle that I met in the airport)!!! Laurie and I decided to dine at a very sleek restaurant at the Darling Harbour (found a good deal 10 dollars for a steak and chips......bargain!!!!). We decided to have a bottle of wine over dinner, and my friends would tell you when you look at the wine list you always go for the cheapest most deadliest wine going.....preferably medium white wine!!! I had one of my many blonde moments and selected a bottle of red..........I was too embarrassed to return it so I had to drink it......it wasn't that bad really but it does stain your lips!!!! After our lovely meal with red wine don't you know ha ha!!! We decide to head up George Street and ended up in the irish bars (it would have been rude not too!!!!) and inevitably we ended up back at Scruffy's. Now the intention was to have a few drinks and be back in Rozelle for about 10 ish!!! We sat by the bar and had a green cocktail (bacardi breezer with smirnoff and WKD mixed together) and then this middle aged man starting talking to us...............then we met Theo!!!!! Gay, camp isn't the word he was a 46 year old man with grey hair with a greasy pony tail, greek australian and had the worst fashion style going......but he liked me and Laurie and he did confirm that he was gay, but also said that he would go with everything, and he said he apparently knew Paris and Nicole (he was the owner of a florist shop............and I cannot see Paris ever going to the shop, let alone socialise with poor Theo!!) Theo also reminded me of the man that killed the people in Wolf Creek!!!! Funny Theo kept calling me Kathy and then he was trying it on with all these business men, I did help him out and ask the men if they were gay...........they were straight, but Theo still gave them his e-mail, mobile and home number, address, work address and i think his fax as well!!! I was speaking to the men to see if I could get a sponsorship, and they were trying to give me the piece of paper with Theo's details!!!!! I think he is a fixture in Scruffy's..........and he's the once seen never forgotten type of person. His dancing routine was absolutely hilarious and this other guy was break dancing in front of him............crazy entertainment to have at Scruffy's!!! We met some people from Liverpool. London, France and Kiwi's it was all good, and every time that Kylie or Britney were on Theo shouted 'Kathy i got your song on!!!!!'. I did get offered a permanent position in Singapore....... I don't want to go there :( I want to stay here!!!!
Anyway I hope i have been able to fill you in as much as possible!!!! Hope everyone is well at home and keep the text, e-mails and come on guys please start telephoning me!!!!! Miss everyone loads lots of love Cat xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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